If I Had A Million Dollars...

I wouldn't have to worry so much about my future. Unfortunately, I don't have a million dollars and I'm as poor as a teenager can be. What really makes me worried is that my mother keeps on pointing at random hobos in the street and saying "If you don't get your grades up, you're gonna end up like him. Do you really want that?". Of course, I'm here thinking 'Wow mom, now you're discriminating against hobos and calling me dumb all in one blow?' She, being a mother, does not find any humour in my thoughts, but that's because she's no fun.

Still, if I had a million dollars I'd go crazy. There's so many things that I want. I want chocolate, lots and lots of chocolate. I need a really cool suitcase for when I travel. I want coloured contacts and a new Ipod. I also really want to do something cool like Tae Kwon Doe, except not because I shout like a girl. Everyone else is like "KYAH!" and I'm there "...ahhhh?". Still, I don't know what but I want to take some sort of class where you move around. I guess you could call it a sport.

I'd ask you for ideas of what I could take as a class but no one actually reads this (that aren't my friends) so...that's sort of pointless and I sound dumb and cocky.